the bitch at the froyo place said she recognized my name from my card and when i said, "well it was clearly because i did something awesome." (because lets be honest, it DEFINITELY was) she was all, "i mean...i guess. if thats what you want to think."

what the what?!? SHE sassed ME? what has the world come to? but if she recognized me because of this blog, she clearly has good taste and i am officially famous. so you can all suck it.

so i’m probably the coolest human being alive about 85% of the time but tonight the other 15% is taking over. i’ve had a rough time at life the past five days, due to the fact that i lived without power, heat, hot water, cable, or internet for more than 20 hours which was pretty much the worst thing to ever happen since the holocaust. my lack of sleep and absurd work load hasn’t helped my situation much either. therefore, i shall be spending my night watching old episodes of dexter and no reservations while eating a calzone. it’s lounge o’clock son!

rock me like a furricane

i'm really not concerned about the hurricane situation but my mother is a different story. it's as if cnn told her personally to prepare for the coming apocalypse. i'm not about to complain though because due to the weather i am in for a weekend of sister time, hurricane sangria and maple syrup cinnamon buns and those are three of my most favorite things so i'm very lucky. stay safe boners and don't try and be a hero.