if this doesn't make your day, i don't want to know you anymore

this... @thziegler1: still waiting for a brink 2. jussayin #wakeupdisney

reminded me that i had all of these permanently bookmarked forever. enjoy.

p.s. my friends jimmy, matt, and dodger were team pup 'n suds for halloween. they didn't get enough ass or credit for that.

happy fucking friday

he was nominated for a grammy. things are getting out of control.

it's official. i'm obsessed with rihanna. i mean, i've always been moderately into her but it always came with a healthy portion of annoyance and eye-rolling. this is no longer the case. i can't stop listening to talk that talk, we found love, and you da one. seriously. I. CAN'T. STOP. collectively these songs have been played 94 times on my iTunes since last week. i'm officially another annoying bitch at the party that screams when rihanna hits up the party playlist. i hate myself.

i'm aware that hanna came out awhile ago and it was an only okay movie but the score is a whole different story. the chemical brothers KILLED it. i've recently become re-obsessed with the score and it makes walking to class so much more badass.

yeaaah thats my shit.

my hangover cures

one of my best friends turned 21 on wednesday so i pretty much died. like, we were cut-off at the bar. i've NEVER been cut-off before. buuuuut it was for the best because we got home and i was somehow more drunk than she was and was acting a fool in my living room. so needless to say i was in pain yesterday and the only two things that made me feel better both came from my big duck, A.

i usually don't like things that make me seem like a typical bitch but there are some exceptions, and one of them is the hunger games. i am obsessed with this shit for real. i got so excited when i saw the posters i almost threw up. that could have just been the hangover though. but for serious, i DIE for cinna.

the other girly shit that i'm obsessed with is jazzy nails. i go fucking nuts for glitter nail polish and when my sister told me to look at the muppets opi collection i thought it was only because i have a very real attraction to animal but boy was i wrong. this is my shit. SIX glittery nail polishes! are you fucking kidding me?! i hope you all enjoy my jazzy nails for the next three months.

i've been pretty heavy on the tracks lately, but my friend trevor sent me this remix because he knows about my secret obsession with zero 7 and my not so secret obsession with awesomeness. i'm pretty into it.

rihanna's new video won me over. she can be my girl now.

you guuuuuuuuuuys

i've always loved the xx, the weekend, and peter bjorn and john but for some reason they have been dominating my ipod in a very real way. (rip stevie j) i don't know why but i feel like their sounds just go with fall. but for serious, have a fella put on house of balloons and consider me seduced.

instead of studying for my exams...

this will be playing in every drunk bitch's dorm room in southwest in about a week and a half. i'm still not afraid to feel it for fucking real though.

squirrel talk

last night i ventured home to see girl talk with my big duck and her man. after hearing from my friends that girl talk has been "only okay" recently i was worried that he would just play All Day and call it a night. oh was i fucking mistaken. my boy threw DOWN. his new mash-ups had this girl dancing like a straight fool. much fun was had by all and i learned never to attempt to learn how to ride a bike after six too many drinks at 2am in the rain.

fall premieres

i'm not going to bore you with my many thoughts about this week's premieres so i'll just give you bullet points of my favorite shows. enjoy, boners.

new girl: so fucking adorable. i love me a good lotr reference.

up all night: exactly the kind of parent i want to be.

always sunny: "tighter than dick skin" is my new favorite thing to say.

archer: i still want to be his main squeeze.

rachel zoe: mandana is a poor replacement for taylor.

how i met your mother: holyshitholyshitholyshit. victoria is back bitches.

modern family: “just so you guys know there is a fan in my cabin that sounds like a man crying.” i love that lily talks now

parks & reac: i’m scared of tammy 1.

that's it for now but i CAN'T FUCKING WAIT for 30 rock. my girl liz lemon best be getting straaaange this season.

who wants to get me a little something?

so long beautiful

my week has been filled with finales and premieres and let me tell you, did not one disappoint. but for now we are going to focus on the goodbyes i had to say this weekend.

i must start with my one and only. the one that i have loved most dearly for the past eight years; entourage. my relationship with entourage has been like most long term relationships, you want to ripe their face off at times but they are the one you want taking care of you when you are sick or sitting with you when you are just bored as fuck. i remember i was on vacation with my family in aruba when i snuck up to my hotel room while everyone was still enjoying the salty sea breeze or some shit and watched the series premiere. i wasn't allowed to watch hbo at the ripe old age of 12 so i had to sneak into my half-finished basement to watch it every sunday night for three years or my mom would have cut my balls off. but, like all unhealthy relationships, ours too had to end. they made me laugh for eight years but now that it's all over all i can think about is how mrs. ari's name is melissa and how perfectly it fits.

true blood is a whole different fucking story. they have been mind fucking me left and right for four years now and even though i have read the books (refrain from commenting on my nerdiness if you value your life) and know that sookie kills debbie. i can not fucking believe they could possibly even think about killing off my main bitch tara. alan ball and i need to have a serious chat.

this makes me happy

all day, everyday

if you know me you know i go batshit crazy for HBO's 24/7. right now it is all about the lead up to ortiz vs mayweather. however, even though ortiz has a very touching story, what with both his parents abandoning him and barely making it by his whole life. i can't help but be loving on mayweather's swagger. kid talks shit for DaYZz and i fucking love it. like, he's best friends with 50 and storms out of interviews. i'm in love.

usually i hate when guys have a bigger ego than me but floyd is something else. his record is mind blowing and he is baller as fuck. i'm thoroughly into him and what he's all about.

perfection

i'm about 19 different kinds of obsessed with hunter s. thompson and i'm sure i'm going to blog about everything i love about him eventually. however, right now i'm all about re-reading "The Rum Diary" and from time to time i just stare at the cover and think about how if i saw this man my panties would drop faster than you could say, "gonzo."