if this doesn't make your day, i don't want to know you anymore

this... @thziegler1: still waiting for a brink 2. jussayin #wakeupdisney

reminded me that i had all of these permanently bookmarked forever. enjoy.

p.s. my friends jimmy, matt, and dodger were team pup 'n suds for halloween. they didn't get enough ass or credit for that.

not so unbreakable

i'm such a fucking joke. saturday night i was super classy and absurdly drunk at the annual winter formal (i looked great by the way, thanks for asking). it was honestly one of the best nights of the year but, one thing led to another and i woke up with a broken elbow. which fucking blows because it really wasn't an epic fall or story AT ALL  and it is my first broken bone. i always thought my first broken bone would be from getting too real with a polar bear or superman diving out a window. i'm still slightly confused about how i am such a fucking mess and still allowed to live.

but i must shout out to my girl big L for not only driving me to the er sunday morning, but picking up kfc on the way there, filling out all my paperwork, making me laugh for about two hours straight, dropping off my prescription at cvs, and putting my hair up whenever i ask her. she really is the greatest friend i could ever ask for. sorry for getting emotional but the vicodin is really doing a number on me.

happy fucking friday

he was nominated for a grammy. things are getting out of control.

nothing dries me up faster than a twilight movie. bella and edward have the most awkward sex possible.

it's official. i'm obsessed with rihanna. i mean, i've always been moderately into her but it always came with a healthy portion of annoyance and eye-rolling. this is no longer the case. i can't stop listening to talk that talk, we found love, and you da one. seriously. I. CAN'T. STOP. collectively these songs have been played 94 times on my iTunes since last week. i'm officially another annoying bitch at the party that screams when rihanna hits up the party playlist. i hate myself.

i don't understand why i'm not seeing any pictures of dakota fanning anywhere these days. like, i NEED to see how she is dressing for fall/winter so i know what i should be wearing. i thought i would see at least a little something since a new twilight movie is coming out but i'm getting nada. i'm beyond pissed.

i'm aware that hanna came out awhile ago and it was an only okay movie but the score is a whole different story. the chemical brothers KILLED it. i've recently become re-obsessed with the score and it makes walking to class so much more badass.

yeaaah thats my shit.

today i left a 300 person lecture because i was convinced that the girl who chooses to sit next to me every class would pick today as the day to follow me home, kill me, and wear me like a skin suit. the end.

i'm a shining star

this happened

i just bought an american tail on demand.

so i’m probably the coolest human being alive about 85% of the time but tonight the other 15% is taking over. i’ve had a rough time at life the past five days, due to the fact that i lived without power, heat, hot water, cable, or internet for more than 20 hours which was pretty much the worst thing to ever happen since the holocaust. my lack of sleep and absurd work load hasn’t helped my situation much either. therefore, i shall be spending my night watching old episodes of dexter and no reservations while eating a calzone. it’s lounge o’clock son!

i've had about six separate cases of writers block in the past 20 hours. each of which came with it's own minor to moderate mental breakdown. so if you are looking to have any type of social interaction with me in the next 12 hours i would advise against it.

my hangover cures

one of my best friends turned 21 on wednesday so i pretty much died. like, we were cut-off at the bar. i've NEVER been cut-off before. buuuuut it was for the best because we got home and i was somehow more drunk than she was and was acting a fool in my living room. so needless to say i was in pain yesterday and the only two things that made me feel better both came from my big duck, A.

i usually don't like things that make me seem like a typical bitch but there are some exceptions, and one of them is the hunger games. i am obsessed with this shit for real. i got so excited when i saw the posters i almost threw up. that could have just been the hangover though. but for serious, i DIE for cinna.

the other girly shit that i'm obsessed with is jazzy nails. i go fucking nuts for glitter nail polish and when my sister told me to look at the muppets opi collection i thought it was only because i have a very real attraction to animal but boy was i wrong. this is my shit. SIX glittery nail polishes! are you fucking kidding me?! i hope you all enjoy my jazzy nails for the next three months.

i've been pretty heavy on the tracks lately, but my friend trevor sent me this remix because he knows about my secret obsession with zero 7 and my not so secret obsession with awesomeness. i'm pretty into it.

rihanna's new video won me over. she can be my girl now.

you guuuuuuuuuuys

i've always loved the xx, the weekend, and peter bjorn and john but for some reason they have been dominating my ipod in a very real way. (rip stevie j) i don't know why but i feel like their sounds just go with fall. but for serious, have a fella put on house of balloons and consider me seduced.

i'm currently sitting on my couch alone chugging pumpkin beer because i'm too lazy to stand up and get my cellphone to contact my roommates. this is where i'm at in my life.